Friday, March 5, 2010

B.P.R.D. agent man...

Professor Trevor Bruttenholm needs you!

Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. We interrupt our normally scheduled bog entry this evening to bring you a special news bulletin. Once again our country stands upon the precipice of war and the clarion call of patriotic duty now rings out across this great land. Paranormal activities are at an all time high and supernatural forces are preparing even at this very moment to launch attacks of unparalleled ferocity against the world and the human species that call it home. Now is the time for all good and courageous souls to come to the aid of mankind.

Do you have what it takes to fight the supernatural forces threatening not only our freedom, but perhaps even our continued existence upon the Earthly plane as well? Do you possess psychic abilities including but not limited to telekinesis, psychokinesis, or astral projection? Are you able to communicate with undead spirits? Are you currently a practicing psychic or medium? Do you have magical abilities? Are you skilled in the mystic arts of alchemy?

If you've answered yes to any of the questions above you may have what it takes to don the uniform of the the B.P.R.D. and fight side by side with the few, the proud, the elite against evil and the forces of darkness. If you think you've got the physical stamina, the spiritual fortitude and the purity of heart to stand toe to toe with the endless hordes of demonic denizens from Hell and prevail in the face of overwhelming adversity, don't hesitate another minute.

Trevor Bruttenhold


The B.P.R.D. Needs You!

(Additional Secret Benefits will be revealed upon a need to know basis.)

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